There Are Three Signs Of

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.