There Are Times In History

Lord, Give Us Righteous Judges Who Will Not Try To Legislate And Dominate This Society. Take Control, Lord! We Ask For Additional Vacancies On The Court.

I Mean, George Bush Is A Man Of Prayer. He Talks To The Lord. He Tries To Get His Direction From The Lord.

Feminism Is A Socialist, Anti-family, Political Movement That Encourages Women To Leave Their Husbands, Kill Their Children, Practice Witchcraft, Destroy Capitalism And Become Lesbians.

It's Just Impossible To Ignore The Activists In Your Party. These Are The People Who Stuff The Envelopes, And Walk The Precincts, And Make The Telephone Calls, And Do All The So-called Grunt Work That Brings About A Successful Campaign.

It May Be A Blessing In Disguise...something Happened A Long Time Ago In Haiti, And People Might Not Want To Talk About It. Haitians Were Originally Under The Heel Of The French. You Know, Napoleon The Third, Or Whatever. And They Got Together And Swore A Pact To The Devil. They Said, We Will Serve You If You Will Get Us Free From The French. True Story. And So, The Devil Said, Okay It's A Deal. Ever Since They Have Been Cursed By One Thing After The Other.