There Are Two Kinds Of

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

Despatch Is Taking Time By The Ears; Hurry Is Taking It By The End Of The Tail.

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.

Human Happiness Konsists In Having What Yu Want, And Wanting What Yu Have.