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Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

The Zombie Sex, I Have No Idea. It Must Be Like Tantric Sex.

And Then There Was My Mate Who'd Just Been Fitted With A Brand New Hearing Aid. "it's The Best In The World", He Said. "what Type Is It?", I Asked And He Said "ten Past Twelve".

Marriage Is A Wonderful Invention: Then Again, So Is A Bicycle Repair Kit.

I Once Travelled To Adelaide On Emu Airways. I Was 5,000 Ft Up In The Air When Someone Pointed Out To Me That Emus Can't Fly