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What's The Matter With The World? Why, There Ain't Nothing But One Word Wrong With Everyone Of Us, And That's Selfishness.

I Never Met A Man That I Didn't Like.

Get Someone Else To Blow Your Horn And The Sound Will Carry Twice As Far.

Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With A Fork, But Even Now If Nobody Is Around We Use Our Fingers.

You Never Know How Much A Man Can't Remember Until He Is Called As A Witness.