There Are Very Few Humorists

Adolescence Isn't A Period; It's A Coma.

Rockefeller Made His Money In Oil, Which He Discovered At The Bottom Of Wells. Oil Was Considered Crude In Those Days, But So Was Rockefeller. Now Both Are Considered Quite Refined.

Good Sportsmanship We Hail, We Sing, It's Always Pleasant When You Spot It. There's Only One Unhappy Thing: You Have To Lose To Prove That You've Got It.

Retired Is Being Tired Twice, I've Thought, First Tired Of Working, Then Tired Of Not.

I've Suffered From All Of The Hang-ups Known, And None Is As Bad As The Telephone.