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The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The Knowledge Of Folly.

After Months Of Speculation, The Sitcom Star Ellen Degeneres Admitted That Yes, She's Gay. Inspired By Her Courage, Today, Diet-guru Richard Simmons Admitted That He Is Really, Really, Really, Really Gay.

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I've Shown People Richard Pryor Who've Never Seen Him, And Most Of Them Don't Like Him.

I'm Thankful For Women. I Think Women Are More Intelligent Than Men. Also, Without Women, There Would Be No Cookies.