There Have Been People Who

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

I Was Born In My Parents' Bedroom On January 16. The World Almanac Says It Was 1909. I Say It Was 1912. But What Difference Does It Make As Long As I Feel 33?

Always Give Them The Old Fire, Even When You Feel Like A Squashed Cake Of Ice.

I'll Admit - I Was Honored To Be On The Cover Of Time

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them