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One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.