There Is Absolutely No Greater

Fantasy Is The Only Truth.

Maintain A Sense Of Humor. People Who Take Themselves Too Seriously Are Power-crazy. If They Win It Will Be Haircuts For All. Beware Of Power Freaks.

The Idea That Media Is There To Educate Us, Or To Inform Us, Is Ridiculous Because That's About Tenth Or Eleventh On Their List.

Sacred Cows Make The Tastiest Hamburger.

To Steal From A Brother Or Sister Is Evil. To Not Steal From The Institutions That Are The Pillars Of The Pig Empire Is Equally Immoral.