There Is Absolutely Nothing Humorous

I Don't Have Any Hesitation Saying I've Traveled More Miles Than Any Human Being Who Ever Lived. I've Been Doing It For 60 Years.

To Succeed In Life One Must Have Determination And Must Be Prepared To Suffer During The Process. If One Isn't Prepared To Suffer During Adversities, I Don't Really See How He Can Be Successful.

I Wish I Could Put A Patent On That Thing. That Was So Straight I Had To Lean Over Sideways To See The Flag!

Golf Is A Puzzle Without An Answer.

It's A Marriage. If I Had To Choose Between My Wife And My Putter, Well, I'd Miss Her.