There Is No Bad Whiskey.

Throw Up Into Your Typewriter Every Morning. Clean Up Every Noon.

If People Could Deal With Each Other Honestly, They Would Not Need Agents.

Neither Of The Two People In The Room Paid Any Attention To The Way I Came In, Although Only One Of Them Was Dead.

If My Books Had Been Any Worse, I Should Not Have Been Invited To Hollywood, And If They Had Been Any Better, I Should Not Have Come.

If You Liked A Book, Don't Meet The Author