There Is No Such Thing

Is There Anything Else You Need From Me?" Ranger Asked. "not Right Now." "there Will Come A Time," Ranger Said. "let Me Know When." And He Disconnected. I Opened The Freezer And Stuck My Head In To Cool Off. If There'd Been Any More Innuendo In That Conversation, I Could Have Fried An Egg On My Forehead.

Everyone Knows You Can't See Death Cooties. Take My Word For It, That Couch Has The Biggest, Fattest Death Cooties That Ever Existed. That Couch Has The Mother Of All Death Cooties. – Lula

I Met A Real Looker. He Picked Me Up At The Two Dollar Slot Machines, So You Know He's No Cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

You Could Be The Mega Mage Of Wizards. You Could Rule Minionfire. Do You Really Think So?' Yeah, But You'd Have To Make A Deal With The Wood Elves.' I Don't Like The Wood Elves.' They're Okay. They're Misunderstood.

I'm So Busy Writing And Editing Two Books A Year That I Don't Have Time For Painting Anymore.