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Most People Think Witches Are A Coven Of Lesbians Dancing Naked In The Forest Celebrating The Semen Stolen From Imprisoned Hypnotized Males, Which They Then Use To Inseminate One Another Using Turkey Basters In Order To Create A Legion Of Demon Babies. Well, That's Only Part Of It. We Are Also Active In Community Outreach Programs.

On The Off Chance That You Have Children, Don't Clean Up At All. As Children, My Brother And Sister And I Loved Waking Up Early And Playing Cocktail Party With The Leftover Debris

I Was Just A Kid. I Think I Stole A Candy Bar. I Remember Feeling So Terrible. It Was The Worst Shock. I Was Probably 7. That's My Least Favorite Feeling: Guilt.

My Favorite Things Often Have A Story Behind Them And Are Usually Handmade Or Discovered At A Flea Market.

More Men Than Women Like 'strangers With Candy'. Pretty Girls Don't Like The Show. They Don't Like To See An Ugly Lady.