There Is Only One Way

As Long As I've Got One Chance To Beat You I'm Going To Take It.

Breaks Like A Ball Falling Off A Pool Table.

Win Any Way As Long As You Can Get Away With It. Nice Guys Finish Last.

Give Me Some Scratching, Diving, Hungry Ballplayers Who Come To Kill You.

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.