There Is Only One Way

Whether One Eats A Cat Or Not Is A Personal Choice, And I Don't Want To Sway Anyone One Way Or Another. But If You Do, There Is One Obvious Cooking Tip: Always Remember To Remove The Bell From The Cat's Collar Before Cooking.

All That Proves Is That Most Of The World Is Too Poor To Build Bowling Alleys, Golf Courses, Tennis Courts And Baseball Fields. There's Hundreds Of Millions Of Poor People Out There Who Still Ain't Got Indoor Plumbing, But That Don't Mean There's Something Great About An Outhouse. Soccer Is Boring. I've Never Seen A More Boring Sport.

When I Asked Him How Long He Had Been Driving A Taxi, He Said, Dree Mouse.

Newspapers, Magazines And Other Publications Have The Constitutional Right To Be Offensive, Even Disgusting. As Evidence Of That, Just Watch This Space Regularly.

Reagan's Approach Will Achieve One Of The Basic Goals Of The Conservative: Things Remain Basically The Same. The Rich Stay Rich And The Poor Stay Poor, Or Even A Little Poorer.