There Is Such A Thing

I Think That's The Graveyard Of Musicians, Playing Cabaret. I Think I'd Rather Be Dead Than Work In Cabaret. It's Just So Depressing.

Don't Show Up Around Here Until Your Social Worker's Helped.

It's Getting Late Have You Seen My Mates, Ma Tell Me When The Boys Get Here, It's Seven O'clock And I Want To Rock, Want To Get A Belly Full Of Beer...

I Never Thought Of Myself As Being Handsome Or Good-looking Or Whatever.

I Really Don't Need The Public's Money. I'd Like To Have Something On The Internet With Charitable Donation Optional, Where Anyone Can Download My Music For Free.