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Yes,' He Said Sincerely. 'such A One Deserves Peanut Butter On The Seat Of His Pants.

Reincarnation?” He Shrugged. “i’ve Never Seen Any Evidence That It’s Real. But I’ve Never Seen Anything That Disproves It Either. I Believe The Afterlife Is Better Than What We Have Here—and It Would Take Something Extraordinary To Make Someone Willing To Come Back.

Why Is It That All Cars Are Women? Because They're Fussy And Demanding.

Never Trust A Mechanic Who Drives New Cars. They're Either Charging Too Much Money For Their Work, Or They Can't Keep An Old Car Running - Maybe Both.

He Was Obviously Dead. But Since He Was A Vampire That Wasn't As Hopless A Thing As It Might Have Been.