There Just Isn't Any Pleasing

These Kids Only Want To Talk About Acting Method And Motivation. In My Day All We Talked About Was Screwing And Overtime.

How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay Down A Lot.

I've Still Got The Same Attitude I Had When I Started. I Haven't Changed Anything But My Underwear.

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.

This Is Not A Tough Job. You Read A Script. If You Like The Part And The Money Is O.k., You Do It. Then You Remember Your Lines. You Show Up On Time. You Do What The Director Tells You To Do. When You Finish, You Rest And Then Go On To The Next Part. That's It.