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I Don't Mean To Toot My Own Horn, But If Jesus Christ Lived In Chicago Today, And He Had Come To Me And He Had Five Thousand Dollars, Let's Just Say Things Would Have Turned Out Differently.

I'm A 50 Year-old Guy And I'm Not In Shape Like I Was When I Was 30.

I Cry Every Chance I Get.

Mindfulness Is A Quality That's Always There. It's An Illusion That There's A Meditation And Post-meditation Period, Which I Always Find Amusing, Because You're Either Mindful Or You're Not.

America Has Never Paid Any Attention To Other People, So It's Absurd For Bush To Say That It's All In The Best Interests Of The Iraqi People.