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Families, When A Child Is Born Want It To Be Intelligent. I, Through Intelligence, Having Wrecked My Whole Life, Only Hope The Baby Will Prove Ignorant And Stupid. Then He Will Crown A Tranquil Life By Becoming A Cabinet Minister.

And Then Woe Is You, Pauly. Woe To The Max.

I Have Two Amazing Things In My Life: I'm Pain-free And I'm Debt-free.

I’ve Always Said To People, "i Don’t Care What You Call Me As Long As The Checks Don’t Bounce And The Family Gets Fed." But I Never Saw Myself That Way. I Just Saw Myself As A Novelist.

Because The Hardest Boss A Man Can Ever Have Is Himself.