There Will Be A Guy

The Whole Thing With Comedy Is That You Are Always In Control. Writer, Director, Actor, Producer, And Sometimes Bouncer. And You Are Just A Piece Of Their Puzzle.

I Can Always Get Better. A Lot Of My Ex-girlfriends Don't Think I'm Funny.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

You Can't Become Tempted If You Just Give In A Little Quicker.

I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics A Lot.