Therefore. Ergo. Erg. Argh. Ugh.

Well Sure, Who Doesn't Need A Boyfriend? But Realistically, Those Exotic Creatures Are Hard To Come By. At Least A Quality One.

He's Not My Step Brother Technically, So I Think It's Okay That I Kissed Him Once.

One Of The Failures Of Cellular Communication Is That Tiredness Often Comes Across As Sadness.

Nick And I Could Become Goodwill Ambassadors For The City Now That The Porno Shops On 42nd Street Are Gone. Must Make Mental Note To Contact Mayor.

I Mean, Like Most Guys, You Carry Around This Girl In Your Head, Who Is Exactly Who You Want Her To Be. The Person You Think You Will Love The Most. And Every Girl You Are With Gets Measured Against This Girl In Your Head.