There's Always Going To Be

I Think My New Iphone 5s Is Broken. I Pressed The Home Button And I'm Still At Work

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat. And I Built A Boat. I Had A Boat Built For Me, I Mean, And My Second Day Out To Sea I Realized That (a) I'm Not A Sailor, And (b) I Have No Knowledge Of Basic Navigation.

We All Know The Moon Isn't Made Out Of Green Cheese...but If It Was Made Out Of Barbeque Spare Ribs Would You Eat It?

I Will Watch A Movie That Is Quote Unquote Dark And Not Get The Qualification Of What Is Dark And What Is Not.

I Think Anyone Who Has, You Know, Is In Any Sort Of Artistic Pursuit, Kind Of Goes Up And Down With The Way They Feel About Their Work. And I, For The Most Part, Am Pretty Happy Person. But, Yeah. I Go Through Definite Periods Of Time Where I'm Not Funny. I'm Not Good. I'm - I Don't Feel Original.