There's Been A Concerted Effort

Nothing Will Motivate Conservative Evangelical Christians To Vote Republican In The 2008 Presidential Election More Than A Democratic Nominee Named Hillary Rodham Clinton - Not Even A Run By The Devil Himself ... I Certainly Hope That Hillary Is The Candidate. She Has $300 Million So Far. But I Hope She's The Candidate. Because Nothing Will Energize My [constituency] Like Hillary Clinton. If Lucifer Ran, He Wouldn't.

If I Were Doing Something That The Bible Condemns, I Have Two Choices. I Can Straighten Up My Act, Or I Can Somehow Distort And Twist And Change The Meaning Of The Bible.

If We Ever Opened A Meeting With A Prayer, Silent Or Otherwise, We Would Disintegrate.

The Decline In American Pride, Patriotism, And Piety Can Be Directly Attributed To The Extensive Reading Of So-called 'science Fiction' By Our Young People. This Poisonous Rot About Creatures Not Of God's Making, Societies Of 'aliens' Without A Good Christian Among Them, And Raw Sex Between Unhuman Beings With Three Heads And God Alone Knows What Sort Of Reproductive Apparatus Keeps Our Young People From Realizing The True Will Of God.

I Hope To See The Day When, As In The Early Days Of Our Country, We Don't Have Public Schools. The Churches Will Have Taken Them Over Again And Christians Will Be Running Them.