There's Enough Music In The

Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton John? Slightly Eccentric. George Michael? He's Mad As Custard.

I'll Do One Eventually As Life's Too Short And None Of Us Is Getting Any Younger. I'd Like To Make One While I Still Look Good And Before I Look Like Phil Collins, Which, Eventually, I Will.

The Scumbags Are Taking Over The Streets. I Don't Know What David Cameron And Gordon Brown Are Going To Do About It. It All Goes Back To The Thatcher (margaret Thatcher) Years. It Sounds Like A Cliché But That's When The Rot Set In.

You Don't Have To Be Great To Be Successful. Look At Phil Collins.

It Is Hard To Be Modest At Times Like These So I Won't Even Try...you Are All Shite!