There's No Job In Show

I Think People Under Age 55 Come To Vegas With A Certain Sense Of Irony.

I've Always Wanted To Make The World A More Rational Place. I'm Still Working On It.

The Only Difference Between Obama And Bush Is That Obama Is Killing More People. He’s About Double The Numbers Now. Can You Imagine If Mccain Had Won And Did Precisely What Obama Has Done, With Every Speech And Every Political Maneuver Overseas? There’d Be Riots In The Streets About The People We’re Killing. And Yet Because It’s Obama, And He’s Better Looking And Better At Reading The Teleprompter, We Let Him Get Away With It.

I've Never Revved My Car At A Light For An Attractive Woman Or An Auto-rival, Not Even As A Joke.

Never Ascribe To Conspiracy That Which Can Be Attributed To Ignorance.