There's Nothing Like White Trash

I Hope To Die Right In The Middle Of A Song And Right On The Stage Doing What I Love To Do. I Hope To Be About 120 When That Happens.

I Figure If I Keep My Health, I Have No Intention Of Retiring. I Love To Work. I Want To Be Like Bob Hope.

To Me It's A Two-way Street. They're Good To Me, And I'm Good To Them. It's A Natural Thing For Me To Love People, And I Think People Sense It. ... I Am Secure With The Kind Of Person I Am. I Don't Feel Like I'm Better Than Anyone, But I'm Just As Good As Anyone.

I Do Wear Wigs. ... I Sometimes Make The Joke About Me Standing On A Hilltop With My Hair Blowing In The Wind - And Me Too Proud To Run After It.

I Am Not Gay, But If I Were, I Would Be The First One Running Out Of The Closet.