There's Nothing More Horrifying Than

Any Comic Can Get On The Radio Show And Be Funny. You Can Get That On Any Morning Radio Show Or Afternoon Radio Show. There Are Plenty Of People Who Do That. It's Not A Difficult Format, To Sit Around With Two Or Three Comics And Be Funny.

Dogs Are Too Much To Handle. I Don't Need Anything In My House That's Needier Than Me.

I'm Happy, Certainly, Given The Times We're Living In, To Be Doing Ok, And To Not Be Worrying About Money, And To Be Producing Something I Enjoy.

I've Had This Look For About A Year. I Usually Grow This Beard Out Around Christmas. I Like To Go To Malls Dressed As Jesus, And I Like To Then Walk Around The Mall And Go, 'no! No! This Wasn't What It Was Supposed To Be About, People!' Then If There's A Santa At The Mall, I Walk Up To Him And Say, 'listen, Fat Man, You're Just A Clown At My Birthday Party.'

I Know That The Podcast Is Typically Something I Can Do Forever, Because It's Mine; It's Just Me And My Producer And Business Partner, So It's Our Business.