There's Nothing Wrong With Sobriety

Written By A Sponge Dipped In Warm Milk And Sprinkled With Sugar.

Intelligence Recognizes What Has Happened. Genius Recognizes What Will Happen.

Modern Art Is What Happens When Painters Stop Looking At Girls And Persuade Themselves That They Have A Better Idea.

Honesty: The Ability To Resist Small Temptations.

A University Is What A College Becomes When The Faculty Loses Interest In The Students.