They Didn't Want It Good,

Goodness Without Wisdom Always Accomplishes Evil.

Always Store Beer In A Dark Place.

Daughters Can Spend Ten Percent More Than A Man Can Make In Any Usual Occupation. That’s A Law Of Nature, To Be Known Henceforth As ‘harshaw’s Law.

Little Girls, Like Butterflies, Need No Excuse.

Be Wary Of Strong Drink. It Can Make You Shoot At Tax Collectors... And Miss.