They Do Say, The Smaller

I Met My Darling Wife Wilnelia In 1980 When We Were On The Judging Panel For The Miss World Contest At The Royal Albert Hall. With Two Ex-wives And Five Daughters, I Thought I Wouldn't Be Involved With Anyone For A Long Time - If Ever. Winnie Was So Gorgeous, My Jaw Dropped - And It's A Big Jaw To Drop.

Nice To See You, To See You Nice

I Don't Do Close-ups Any More. I Am Better Looking From The Waist Downwards.

There Are Enough Tears In Any Child's Life; We Certainly Don't Need To Add To Them In The Name Of Entertainment.

In My Mind, Everything Is Too Sanitised On Television - What Is Wrong With Things Going Wrong?