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I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way.

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.