They Saw Me, Those Reckless

I Have Always Been Willing To Take The Blame For The Things I Have Done

No Person In The World Ever Lost Anything By Being Nice To Me.

I Am A Grandmother Now, And That Means Age Is Creeping On, Creeping On.

You Wouldn't Believe How The Town Was Named For Me. I Was Met By The Whole Population, Headed By The Mayor.

A Complete Transformation Seemed To Have Place In My Life Overnight. It Was Quite Staggering, And Thenceforward Visitors And Invitations Continued To Pour In Daily Until They Became A Source Of Grievance To Our Landlady, Who Was Obliged To Engage An Extra Servant To Respond To The Battering Of Powdered Footmen On Her Humble And Somewhat Flimsy Door.