They Stayed, Many Of Them,

The World Is Divided Between Kids Who Grow Up Wanting To Be Their Parents And Those Like Us, Who Grow Up Wanting To Be Anything But. Neither Group Ever Succeeds.

Where Was The Middle Ground Between A Sense Of Adventure And Just Plain Sense?

People Sometimes Get In The Habit Of Being Loyal To A Mistake.

At The Risk Of Appearing Disingenuous, I Don't Really Think Of Myself As 'writing Humor.' I'm Simply Reporting On The World I Observe, Which Is Frequently Hilarious.

If You Work At Comedy Too Laboriously, You Can Kill What's Funny In The Joke.