They Used To Beat Me

The Whole Thing With Comedy Is That You Are Always In Control. Writer, Director, Actor, Producer, And Sometimes Bouncer. And You Are Just A Piece Of Their Puzzle.

When You Hand Someone A Camera, Why Do They Act Like You Just Asked Them To Dissemble A Bomb? They Take It And They're Like, 'what Do I Do ... I Don't Really ... Ha-huh ...' Yeah, It's The Button On The Top Right Where It Always Is Since The Beginning Of #*@! Time!

When Somebody Says I Wouldn't Change A Thing They're Thinking Of Something They Would Change.

My Fam Is Just A Regular Family. But All Of Them Have Great Senses Of Humor.

I Have New Ideas Every Day, And I Always Want To Take On New Challenges.