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It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

I Really Think Everything Is Fair Game.

I Became Known For Surprising Audiences. Except Now, If I Surprise Them Every Time, They Expect That.

You Can Be Hitler And Go To Confession And Say Forgive Me, Father, I Killed Six Million Jews, And The Priest Would Just Be Like No Problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler Goes To Heaven.