Things Are Seldom What They

Bind Up Their Wounds - But Look The Other Way.

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General

Is Life A Boon? If So, It Must Befall That Death, Whene'er He Call, Must Call Too Soon.

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.

I Am, In Point Of Fact, A Particularly Haughty And Exclusive Person, Of Pre-adamite Ancestral Descent. You Will Understand This When I Tell You That I Can Trace My Ancestry Back To A Protoplasmal Primordial Atomic Globule.