Things Don't Make Me Nearly

I Used To Go To The Library All The Time When I Was Kid. As A Teenager, I Got A Book On How To Write Jokes At The Library, And That, In Turn, Launched My Comedy Career.

Boy, A Drive-through Liquor Store. God Bless America! A Place Where You Can Drive Through And Buy Whiskey, Beer... Just The Thing For That Drunk Driver Who's Constantly On The Go. Cant Stop Now! I've Got Places To Go, People To Hit!

Even When People Are Rich And Successful On Tv Shows, There's Always Some Trouble - You Have To Poke Holes In Them, Throw Them Out Of A Job, Put A Pie In The Face.

I Love Las Vegas. I Like That Las Vegas Has Everything. Everything And Anything You Want To Do, You Can Do In Las Vegas.

I Love The Normalcy Of Cleveland. There's Regular People There.