Think Twice Before You Speak,

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

Diets Show To What Great Lengths Women Will Go So As Not To Go To Great Widths.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.