This Is An Exercise In

The Heart Will Turn To A Prune If Love Is Always By The Numbers. How Will You Know If Someone Really Loves You If They Only Meet Your Expectations And Not Your Needs?

One Of Life's Best Coping Mechanisms Is To Know The Difference Between An Inconvenience And A Problem. If You Break Your Neck, If You Have Nothing To Eat, If Your House Is On Fire, Then You’ve Got A Problem. Everything Else Is An Inconvenience. Life Is Inconvenient. Life Is Lumpy. A Lump In The Oatmeal, A Lump In The Throat And A Lump In The Breast Are Not The Same Kind Of Lump. One Needs To Learn The Difference.

You Can't Always Explain Everything You Do To Everybody, You Know.

Remember, Most Of Us Got Something For Nothing The First Time Just By Showing Up Here At Birth. Now We Have To Qualify.

I Talk About Very Serious Human Affairs But With A Lightness Of Heart.