This Is Earth. Isn't It

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

I'm Blonde And Tanned And Normal-sized! I'm Sweet, Shy, Funny, Have A Big Heart And I'm Nice - And I Like To Eat.

To Me, Anything Goes. But That's Me.

I'm Totally Normal. I Think It's Obnoxious When People Demand Limos Or Bodyguards. I Eat At Mcdonald's Or Taco Bell. My Parents Always Taught Us To Be Humble. We're Not Spoiled.

A Girl Can Dazzle - Just Naturally!