This Is War,' I Yelled

You Need Teeth Like Mine!" Grandma Said. "you Can Just Mail 'em To The Dentist!

Aren't You Something," Grandma Said. "i Never Saw A Midget Up Close." "little Person," Briggs Said. "and I Never Saw Anyone As Old As You Up Close, Either.

Maybe It Was Me," Grandma Said."sometimes They Sneak Out.did I Fart?

When People Ask What You Do, Tell Them You're A Writer. Put Yourself On The Line. Make A Commitment.

I Did Such A Gigantic Eye Roll I Almost Fell Over.