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There Have Been Many Definitions Of Hell, But For The English The Best Definition Is That It Is The Place Where The Germans Are The Police, The Swedish Are The Comedians, The Italians Are The Defense Force, Frenchmen Dig The Roads, The Belgians Are The Pop Singers, The Spanish Run The Railways, The Turks Cook The Food, The Irish Are The Waiters, The Greeks Run The Government, And The Common Language Is Dutch.

Love Is When Each Person Is More Concerned For The Other Than For One's Self.

Having One Child Makes You A Parent; Having Two You Are A Referee.

A Broad Definition Of Crime In England Is That It Is Any Lower-class Activity That Is Displeasing To The Upper Class.

When A Man Is Tired Of New York He Is Tired Of Work. And Thought. And Cheesecake.