This May Be The Age

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

After Wisdom Comes Wit.

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.