This Week I've Been Reading

One Gets On Better In Life If One Is Not Over Modest.

Sometimes I Think God Is Trying To Test Me, Both Now And In The Future. I'll Have To Become A Good Person On My Own, Without Anyone To Serve As A Model Or Advise Me, But It'll Make Me Stronger In The End.

I Also Have A Brand-new Prescription For Gunfire Jitters: When The Shooting Gets Loud, Proceed To The Nearest Wooden Staircase. Run Up And Down A Few Times, Making Sure To Stumble At Least Once. What With The Scratches And The Noise Of Running And Falling, You Won't Even Be Able To Hear The Shooting, Much Less Worry About It. Yours Truly Has Put This Magic Formula To Use, With Great Success!

Give And You Shall Receive, Much More That You Ever Thought Possible. Give And Give Again. People Who Give Will Never Be Poor!

You Can Always-always-give Something, Even If It's A Simple Act Of Kindness! If Everyone Were To Give In This Way And Didn't Scrimp On Kindly Words, There Would Be Much More Love And Justice In The World!