Those Times In Life When

If I Had Never Ventured Beyond Being A Stand-up Comic, Then I Would Be Sitting In My House Today Working On My Leonardo Dicaprio Impression.

Life Doesn't Happen To You, It Happens For You.

I Don't Believe In This Fairy Tale Of Staying Together For Ever. Ten Years With Somebody Is Enough. In Ten Years, You Can Give A Lot Of Love.

You Might As Well Take A Chance On Doing What You Love.

I Spent Most Of My Time In My Room Staring At A Mirror. I Never Knew I Was Supposed To Socialize. I Just Spent Hours Making Faces At Myself, Having A Good Time.