Those Who Are Brutally Honest

We'd All Like A Reputation For Generosity, And We'd All Like To Buy It Cheap.

Your Children Tell You Casually Years Later What It Would Have Killed You With Worry To Know At The Time.

The Way The Neurotic Sees It: Bars On His Door Mean That He's Locked In; Bars On Your Door Mean That He's Locked Out.

We Are Irritated By Rascals, Intolerant Of Fools, And Prepared To Love The Rest. But Where Are They?

I Wish I'd Said It First, And I Don't Even Know Who Did: The Only Problems That Money Can Solve Are Money Problems.