Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of Bread. I Said, Baby, Baby, Baby, Are You Dead?

People From Outer Space They Come Up To Me, They Don't Look Like Doctor Spock, They Don't Look Like Klingons, All That Star Trek Jive. They Look Like Elvis.

National 21 Drinking Age, Huh, What Do You Think About That? A Bunch Of Malarkey, Whatever Malarkey Is, Man, It's A Whole Bunch Of It.