Time Is A Mind Construct.

God's A Funky Little Dude Because Everyone's Looking For Him And No One Can Find Him.

Michael Jackson's Album Was Only Called Bad Because There Wasn't Enough Room On The Sleeve For Pathetic.

Cool Means Being Able To Hang With Yourself. All You Have To Ask Yourself Is 'is There Anybody I`m Afraid Of? Is There Anybody Who If I Walked Into A Room And Saw, I`d Get Nervous?' If Not, Then You`re Cool.

Don't Know What 2 Say About Dunk-a-roos. They're Just Good! Sometimes You Want A Food That Is Comfortable And Takes You Back. For Me, It's Those Crazy Little Kangaroo Crackers.

A Real Friend Or Mentor Isn't On Your Payroll.